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Caption contest

My new portrait is in the upper right corner. Use this thread for caption suggestions. Cliched insults will simply be deleted, but creative ones are likely to win.

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1 - In-Your-Face application development...

Posted by Duffbert At 12:14:28 PM On 05/19/2007 | - Website - |

2 - "Through the looking glass..."

Posted by Tim Tripcony At 12:23:39 PM On 05/19/2007 | - Website - |

3 - I think the frog-eye perspective does not give an realistic picture of your essence.

Can you post a more realistic picture?

Posted by Mika Heinonen At 06:38:12 PM On 05/19/2007 | - Website - |

4 - "Warning...objects in the mirror (mostly the mouth) are much, much bigger than they appear." Emoticon

Hmmm...that's pretty cliche though, isn't it? Cheers, bro! Emoticon

Posted by Chris Blatnick At 06:55:08 PM On 05/19/2007 | - Website - |

5 - And this years winner of the Mister Potato Head look-alike contest is....

Posted by Ian Randall At 08:18:22 PM On 05/20/2007 | - Website - |

6 - "We control the horizontal. We control the vertical...."

Posted by Michael Smelser At 08:26:29 PM On 05/20/2007 | - Website - |

7 - Coming soon to a store near you - the official Nathan Freeman bobble head doll!

Posted by Chris Whisonant At 08:18:18 AM On 05/21/2007 | - Website - |

8 - How about "firedFox" since you don't show in there..

Posted by Alain H Romedenne At 09:37:42 AM On 05/21/2007 | - Website - |

9 - EXTREME CLOSEUP!!!!! AHHHHHH!!!!!

Posted by Michael Smelser At 10:22:07 AM On 05/21/2007 | - Website - |

10 - Just after his Notes 8 beta crashed and moments before Nathan's head exploded, his webcam grabbed this photo.

Posted by Carl Tyler At 10:40:14 AM On 05/21/2007 | - Website - |

11 - Head shown is actual metaphorical size.

Posted by Scott At 10:53:22 AM On 05/21/2007 | - Website - |

12 - @4 : Actually, I think "Objects in mirror appear SMALLER than actual size" would be more appropriate ( ack: Steve Odom).

Posted by Scott At 10:55:18 AM On 05/21/2007 | - Website - |

13 - Quick photo taken by the driver as he sped off when Nathan got his fly caught in the rear door.

Posted by Ian Randall At 09:06:11 PM On 05/21/2007 | - Website - |

14 - "The management wishes to note that this UI is ideal: there was no scrolling involved in this picture, and all available screen real estate is being used."

Posted by Jess Stratton At 11:40:11 AM On 05/23/2007 | - Website - |

15 - In local news, as many had predicted, Nathan Freeman has finally become a caricature of himself. And now to Bruce for the weather. Bruce?

Posted by Mike Lazar At 02:17:19 PM On 05/24/2007 | - Website - |

16 - "Well, Mike, there's a chill breeze in the air. Oh... wait... that's just my lack of hair.... back to you, Mike"

-- Bruce

Posted by Nathan T. Freeman At 02:49:53 PM On 05/24/2007 | - Website - |

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